WotC Forum Quotes

Found these in TheBouncyPherret's signature:

I may not be smarter than a 5th grader, but I'm sure I could kick his ass
-Mike Merles, D&D Podcast Ep. 17; ~21:40

As far as I know the roles are pretty ironclad. The leader will make decisions for the party. The defender will speak up if another party member gets insulted in a tavern. The striker will be primarily responsible for scoring goals. And the controller will monitor air traffic conditions. Says so right in the DMG.
-NebtheNever

To me, there's nothing in HP and HP recovery that implies that you are always dodging until the final blow. Sometimes a blow pounds you into the dirt and leaves you looking like burger. Sometimes, you're just too Bruce Willis to care.
-Valdrax

Seriously, though, how much fun would it be to read these boards if everyone behaved reasonably?
-timothyconard

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-Calestin Kethal

Common Sense shoots! Rules goes for the block... and misses! Common Sense scores!
-Tipop

That's an easy fix: Your DM politely reminds the player who's running the game, and every time the player starts running his mouth, his character takes d6 + Annoyance modifier damage.
-Cohen95

I'm not used to people asking smart questions in Rules Q&A...
-mccowen