Sunday, October 28, 2007

Big Names for Big Guys

Big McLargeHuge
Hunk Rockbottom
Blast Hardcheese
Slam Bulkhead
Bridge Largemeat
Punt Speedchunk
Butch Deadlift
Bald Bigplank
Splint Chesthair
Flint Ironstag
Bulk Vanderhuge
Thick Mcrunfast
Buff Drinklots
Slunk Slabchest
Fist Rockbone
Stomp Beefmob
Smash Lampjaw
Punch Rockgroin
Buck Plankchest
Stump Chokemen
Dirk Hardpeck
Rip Steakface
Crud Bonemeal
Brick Hardmeat
Rip Slabcheek
Gristle McThornbody
Crack Stuntman

Tuesday, October 2, 2007

Next, a Mage in McWoD

Chris Johnson, aka Frank Cadillac, the main character in the movie Next would make a kick-ass Mage in Monte Cook's World of Darkness.

The scenes at the end of the movie where the FBI strike team surrounds him and he walks, sans bullet-proof vest, like a total badass and mastermind in their midst. He points, they shoot, a bad guy dies. Every time. Bad guy lays a trap, he stops right before the trigger and dismantles it.

And the climax when he walks right at the bad guy holding the girl hostage, augering the right path to avoid every shot until the gun clicks empty, was totally hot. I may very well buy this DVD.