Wednesday, December 7, 2022

Sooner or Later - An Ode to TA (Tacticus Song Parody)

In honor of everyone's favorite live PvP game mode, Tournament Arena.


I want to win this game
Earn chests and TA fame
Pass turn, 'cause I'm a waiter
I'm not an instigator
You move your guys aside
Don't try to start the fight
I learn to love to hate it
Not sure TA's the greatest

Just start the game
Our teams rotate
That's how it works here in TA

Sooner or later
You'll break this stalemate
Go ahead and throw your guy away
Patience is stronger
Not going out there
Go ahead and move in my threat range

Your strat is infantile
I knew it all the while
You sit and try to play me
Just like you see on Twitch streams
You made an oversight
Hugging to the map side
That play is so pathetic
I'll make sure you regret it

Just start the game
Our teams rotate
That's how it works here in TA

Sooner or later
I'll break this stalemate
Gonna go and throw my big surprise
Planning is stronger
Not going out there
Thaddeus will blow away your guys

Sooner or later
You'll break this stalemate
Go ahead and throw your guys away
Patience is stronger
Not going out there
Go ahead and throw the match away

Throw the match away
Throw the match away

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