Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Move Two (Tacticus Song Parody)

Maladus Phlegmore knows he has what it takes to shine in battle. If only he could get there before it ended.


 

Why did they start them so far away

Where I can't reach melee until turn eight

Trudging ‘cross the field again and again

While they're kiting me from out of range

 

Want to ask the designers

Why I'm so far away

No more meaning to my life

No more reason to play

Barely moving,

Haarken, Haarken

I'm getting benched again

 

Why did they start them so far away

Where I can't reach melee until turn eight

Trudging ‘cross the field again and again

While they're kiting me from out of range

 

With my Haze of Corruption

Flail Swing fills them with fear

Just get me into melee

Enemies disappear

Must be dreaming

Haarken, Haarken

I'm getting benched again

 

Why did they start them so far away

Where I can't reach melee until turn eight

Trudging ‘cross the field again and again

While they're kiting me from out of range

 

Why did they start them so far away

Where I can't reach melee until turn eight

Trudging ‘cross the field again and again

While they're kiting me from out of range

 

Yeah, move two, move two, move two

 

Why did they start them so far away

Where I can't reach melee until turn eight

Trudging ‘cross the field again and again

While they're kiting me from out of range

 

Why did they start them so far away

Where I can't reach melee until turn eight

Trudging ‘cross the field again and again

While they're kiting me from out of range

 

Move two, move two, move two, move two

Move two, move two, move two, move two

 

So far away...

Why did they start them so far away...

Why did they start them so far away...

Why did they start them so far away...

 

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