Monday, September 5, 2022

Captain Boom Boom (Tacticus Song Parody)

In honor of Xarnak Gaming's Thaddeus Noble giveaway, we honor the Silver Fox Master of Ordnance, Thaddeus Noble. 


Gotta get Thad
Gotta get Thad
Gotta get Thad
Gotta get Thad, Thad, Thad, Thad, Thad

Boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
That boom boom boom
That boom boom boom
Boom boom boom

Yo, I got that hit to beat the block
You can get that Basilisk Blow
I got that shock n’ awe, Pax Imperial
That Indirect shot, don't care if line of sight's blocked
I got that boom boom boom
How them guns bang? Boom boom boom

I like that boom boom pow
That Volk be jackin' my style
He try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm Forty Thousand and great
He's so ten thousand years late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now

Boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
That boom boom boom
That boom boom boom
Boom boom boom

I'm on that super Spotter boom
Y'all hear promethium zoom
When I step inside the room
Vindicta lights up, mmm
Y'all think that Certus the shit
That lo-fi bolter's 8-bit
I'll boost that damage stat
Those fools go boom boom SPLAT!

I'm a beast when you turn me on
Getting those upgrades, Silver 1
Harder, faster, better, stronger
And my range's extra longer
'Cause we got the guns that trounce
We got the guns that pound
We got the guns, the earth will shake
That boom boom in your town

Fire in the hole
You all better get down
Put those shells in the air
Thaddeus, drop the heat now

I be callin’ down heat
Yup, yup
I be callin’ down heat
Y-yup, yup, yup, ha, ha, ha

Here we go, here we go, Vox caster radio
Y'all gettin' hit wit' the (Boom, boom!)
Guns so big, I'm steppin' on traitor Guards
Y'all gettin' hit wit' the (Boom, boom!)
Y'all gettin' hit wit' the (Boom, boom!)
Y'all gettin' hit wit' the
This Basilisk be bumpin'
This gun go boom boom
Shake the bedrock
Shake the bedrock
Shake the bedrock
This Basilisk be bumpin'
This gun go boom boom

I like that boom boom pow
That Volk be jackin' my style
He try to copy my swagger
I'm on that next shit now
I'm Forty Thousand and great
He's so ten thousand years late
I got that boom boom boom
That future boom boom boom
Let me get it now

Boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
Gotta get Thad boom boom boom
That boom boom boom
That boom boom boom
Boom boom boom

Shake the bedrock (Shake the bedrock)
Shake the bedrock (Shake the bedrock)
Shake the bedrock (Shake the bedrock, rock,)

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