Stolen without shame from Infinity Train seasons 2 and, especially, 3. Some spoilers follow.
Wednesday, September 29, 2021
Monday, September 27, 2021
Wednesday, September 22, 2021
Order of the Bow Initiate (3e Prestige Class)
Fist of Hextor (3e Prestige Class)
An old prestige class that was the basis of the Black Fists of Horde. An untyped +4 bonus to attack each turn. The class requires Power Attack to enter, so why would you ever apply the bonus to damage?
Detect Evil (3e)
Detect Evil
- Evil creature (HD/5)
- Undead creature (HD/2)
- Evil elemental (HD/2)
- Evil magic item or spell (CL/2)
- Evil outside (HD)
- Cleric of evil deity (Level)
- Lingering: Dim
- 1 or less: Faint
- 2-4: Moderate
- 5-10: Strong
- 11+: Overwhelming
- Faint: 1d6 minutes
- Moderate: 1d6x10 minutes
- Strong: 1d6 hours
- Overwhelming: 1d6 days
Monday, September 20, 2021
Q20. Where is the nearest dragon or other monster with Type H treasure?
Q19. Any legendary lost treasures I could be looking for?
This is just a list for now, lacking description. I was sick and will go back to fill it in.
Saturday, September 18, 2021
Q18. What is there to eat around here?
As mentioned in Q13, the Long Pike Tavern in Fortune is known for its fish stew. Other randomly generated foods include brined faceless bongo (another fish dish), wyvern buns (baked buns stuffed with spicy, fermented chicken, usually wing meat), salt-preserved-lemon mooncake (intense tart lemon flavor), and tea-smoked star rabbit (roasted and smoked over dried tea leaves).
The Ghostly Minstrel offers dragon custard (each flavor is a different color; rumored but unlikely to be made from dragon's eggs), basil and cinnamon steamed pudding, arcane vegetables (each enchanted to taste like something entirely different, from bacon to petrichor), unicorn cones (multicolored corn tortillas twisted into a cone and filled with sweet or savory goodness), Great Dark ale bread, and tenderized shade spider legs.
Friday, September 17, 2021
Wayfarer Guide (3e Prestige Class)
An old 3e prestige class that facilitated in-game travel across the map.
Mage of the Arcane Order (3e Prestige Class)
Diin Adarin - Pyromagus (Demonblood Magus)
Q17. Are there any secret societies with sinister agendas I could join and/or fight?
How about we do this list-style? Just a sample of such societies.
Thursday, September 16, 2021
Q16. How about gladiatorial arenas complete with hard-won glory and fabulous cash prizes?
Not around Fortune. The Bloody Hand Orcs may pit prisoners against each other for entertainment. They may even jump into the fray against particularly strong or skilled combatants.
Wednesday, September 15, 2021
Q15. Are there any wars brewing I could go fight?
Two wars recently ended, planting the seeds for future conflict.
Tuesday, September 14, 2021
Q14. What monsters are terrorizing the countryside sufficiently that if I kill them I will become famous?
Wyndhaven does not bother with a countryside so I will answer for Fortune.
Monday, September 13, 2021
Q13. Which way to the nearest tavern?
Fortune is home to the Long Pike Pub and the Absent Bell Inn. The Long Pike is named for the fish, though the sign depicts one above a long spear, and is known for fish stew. The Absent Bell Inn is missing its bell. No one quite knows when it went missing (years/decades ago) but the empty belltower remains.
In Wyndhaven, adventurers often meet at the Ghostly Minstrel in Delver's Square. It is an inn, restaurant, and pub all in one.
Sunday, September 12, 2021
Q12. Is there any place on the map where swords are illegal, magic is outlawed or any other notable hassles from Johnny Law?
Saturday, September 11, 2021
Q11. Where can I hire mercenaries?
Friday, September 10, 2021
Q10. Where can I find an alchemist, sage, or other expert NPC?
From Fortune, you will need to head to Free City Valor find such experts, and there is no guarantee they will be interested in your question. You might get Lord Corben to dispatch a message on your behalf, which would be faster, save you the travel, and aid in getting their attention in the first place.
Thursday, September 9, 2021
Dragon Hierarchy
It is a common observation/complaint that dragons have become less common as enemies as D&D has advanced through its editions. They have been hyped and their stat blocks inflated to make them exceptionally difficult enemies that many DMs reserve as "end boss" style baddies that, unfortunately, many campaigns do not reach.
Gideon "Goldenheart" Brochard, the Shining Knight
Q9. Is there a magic guild my MU belongs to or that I can join in order to get more spells?
Fortune is much too small to host any such guild. Your best bet is to venture into the city ruins and seek out Damon Rhiales, the necromancer. He may be willing to teach you new spells in exchange for money or favors.
In Wyndhaven, there are a number of independent spellcasters who might be swayed to share spells in exchange for money. There is also the secretive mage guild known as the Inverted Pyramid. Tracking them down and convincing them to let you join is sometimes a life-long endeavor but many of the most powerful wizards in the city are rumored to belong, with the notable exception of the Iron Mage.
Of course, the Academy of the Arcane Order in Magic City Vane is the number one location to find and learn spells. Their libraries are extensive and their faculty regularly invent new spells or variations of existing spells. One simply needs to fly up to the floating city, gain entrance through the magically secured gate, and somehow convince them to allow you access. Easy peasy.
Wednesday, September 8, 2021
Kuga Yuma, Wyndhaven Neighbor
Q8. Where can we go to get cures for the following conditions?
Tuesday, September 7, 2021
3e Memories
3e is my favorite edition of D&D, but I wonder how much of that is due simply to familiarity. Before ever playing an actual D&D game, I had read my dad's collection of books (the six OD&D books, the Holmes blue box, and the three AD&D rulebooks) but I did not realize quite how they fit together (I remember trying to create a character in the blue book and looking up the rules for the classes in the PHB).
I really started playing earnestly with 2e in junior high. When 3e was announced, I jumped on the bandwagon and started buying the books and running games with my brother immediately. I knew the rules by heart, memorized the formulas that undergird each table and price (I was famous in my gaming group for knowing the prices of just about every magic item off the top of my head, mostly thanks to reversing the math on them). I spent hours on Monte Cook's message boards, creating homebrew content, answering rules questions, and just absorbing everything. I remember how proud I felt when Derek Dyer, a poster who I felt knew the rules better than just about anyone, chose me as a judge for a prestige class contest because he trusted my judgement of game balance.
The culmination of all that was the ability to run the game without really looking at the rules. Not only did I know the rules, I knew the reason behind the rules and the effects of changing the rules. I remember running the Red Hand of Doom and changing enemies on the fly to make the game more fun (my party technically killed the black dragon on like turn 2 but I managed to stretch the fight out for a full session and everyone loved it).
When 4e came out, I sought to dive into it as well. I bought the PHB at midnight the day it came out and played Living Forgotten Realms for months at the local store (easily racking up hundreds of hours of time playing or running the game). I absolutely fell in love with the Warlord class and wished that 3e had had something like it (it had the Marshal from the Miniatures Handbook, which I also loved). However, 4e was a very different game and I did not like it as much as 3e. The rules were very explicit, the math very obvious. But it just never clicked for me as D&D (I loved it as a tactical miniatures wargame, though).
Then I went to pharmacy school and stopped playing 4e. I still popped into Pathfinder games for years, playing somewhat regularly at game stores or with a new group. Given Pathfinder's pedigree, it kept my 3e knowledge fresh.
5e came out and I tried once again to get into it. I participated in the playtesting of D&D Next, I bought the starter set the day it came out, and then the rulebooks as they released. I liked the 3e aspects that returned and felt the 4e bits they kept were the good ones (including the warlord power for the fighter class). But I never had enough time to play and ruminate like I did in high school with 3e and, of course, I had over a decade of further experience with 3e-style rules.
So now I find myself nostalgic for my old 3e world, Trokair, and the many bits of 3e that explicitly made their way into its very DNA. This post was supposed to be a list of potential houserules for 3e to address problems with the system but then it turned into this.
Q7. Where can we go to get some magical healing?
Fortune is home to a temple of St. Cuthbert, one of the saints in Ro's church. St. Cuthbert is a strict, no-nonsense kind of demi-god and his followers believe in helping those who help themselves (give a man a fish and such). Father Tibault prefers to let adventurers heal naturally when possible (scars build character) but will use his magic when needed (haste, severity) or for a sufficient donation to the poor box.
Monday, September 6, 2021
Sunday, September 5, 2021
Q5. Who is the greatest warrior in the land?
The greatest warrior near Fortune is probably the ogre chieftain of the Blood Hand tribe of orcs, Korg'Tar Fleshrender.
Saturday, September 4, 2021
Q4. Who is the mightiest wizard in the land?
Near Fortune, the strongest known wizard is Damon Rhiales, the necromancer who took up residence in the city ruins. His nephew, Tam, still comes to town for supplies every tenday or so.
Friday, September 3, 2021
Q3. Where can we go to get platemail custom fitted for this monster I just befriended?
Thursday, September 2, 2021
Swordtember 2021
Normally an artist prompt to draw a sword based on the theme word each day of September, I will instead be creating a magic sword description instead. These were initially posted to Twitter.
Q2. Where can we go to buy standard equipment?
Wednesday, September 1, 2021
Rose and Thorn Duelist (3e Prestige Class)
Created by the incomparable Aelryinth from Okay-Your Turn.
A Rose and Thorn stylist is equal parts grace and cunning. The style is based around the use of two weapons, the Rose (rapier) and the Thorn (long knife/stilletto/main-gaunche).
Q1. What is the deal with my cleric's religion?
I am going to approach this mostly as "which gods are available" as you would need to know that before creating any details about the religion.